Tired of putting a smile on for work? Here are 82 reasons to quit.
- You’re working.
- You spend no time with your family.
- You hate your boss.
- Your co-worker is tempting you sexually and your married.
- You’re not happy.
- You hate your job.
- You’re a senior citizen and you still have a full list of dreams.
- You CAN do better.
- You’re not a morning person.
- You’re not a night person.
- The stress is killing you.
- You work 8 hours and only get 30 minutes for lunch.
- Your company is going downhill.
- Your values are opposite to the values of your company.
- You don’t get paid enough.
- No recognition for all your hard work.
- You’re bored.
- Your benefits are as good as the benefits you get with sleeping with a 82 year old.
- Your job is being outsourced.
- The commute.
- You’re not learning anything.
- Your creativity cannot flourish.
- You want to work on your own terms.
- Its not your passion.
- You have a better opportunity (Traveling).
- Because their are better alternatives to sending your children to college.
- You’re going through life changing experiences.
- Your reputation is bad.
- You’re being ignored.
- They want you to relocate (to the country where your neighbor is an hour down the road).
- You share the office with a grouch.
- Simplifying your life and traveling is cheaper.
- You want your kids to live a independent life and be happy.
- You’ll have time to play golf.
- You owe it to yourself to be freaking awesome.
- Your child is only born once.
- Your cubical buddy is an idiot.
- You can appreciate the unpredictability factor.
- You can learn to tango in Argentina.
- If you don’t do it you’ll die with unfulfilled dreams.
- If you blog about location independence you’ll put your money where your mouth is.
- You’ll make new friends.
- You’ll find your purpose.
- You ask yourself, “what am i being paid for?”.
- You don’t need the money.
- Your company charges $500 an hour and you get $15.
- You won’t be losing your job you’ll be gaining one.
- The most fun you have is “shooting” the bubbles in the urinal.
- You’ve rain out of excuses to call in sick.
- You work around 360 days a year and get 7 days off.
- You hate your job.
- You’re getting fat.
- Only farmers get up that early.
- You can throw your suits goodbye or preferably, burn them.
- The only creative thing your doing is spelling your name.
- Your boss ask why your toilet breaks are so long.
- Your computer was made in 1916.
- You are using PCs instead of Macs.
- You work from 9am to 5pm and you eat at 8am and 6pm.
- Because for freelancers casual Fridays means working in your underwear.
- You’ll get to experience festivals from around the world.
- You’ll get to eat the ham in Spain.
- You will find a beautiful Italian to marry, or…
- Sincerely telling people “I love what i do”.
- Oh but you want a stable job? Well your boss can cut you off anytime he wants.
- Meetings are pointless. POINTLESS!
- You can tell your children and they can tell their children about their freaking awesome predecessor.
- The look on your bosses face when you tell him “You quit”.
- The look on your face saying “I quit”.
- Their are no advancements.
- 196 Countries in the world (Could have been 196 more reasons but thats the slacker way out)
- The content blocker on your computer.
- You’re older then your boss.
- You’re tired of sleeping in your office.
- Your co-worker has bad breath.
- You’ll learn so much more from different cultures then at your job.
- You’ll be free to let your mind think about the more important things.
- Life is not work.
- Personal Development.
- The cost of living.
- The people you’ll meet.
- I have wrote 81 reasons to quit your job
Ok so pick one of these and quit your job, tomorrow.